The Simpsons (TV Series)
New Kid on the Block (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ooda, Candy, Shasta, Kearney, Dolph, Woman in Crowd
Quotes
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[after tripping and knocking himself out, Bart wakes up and sees Laura bending over him]
Laura Powers : Hey, kid, wake up! Hi, I'm Laura Powers, your new neighbor. Are you okay?
Bart Simpson : [thinking] She's beautiful! Say something clever.
[aloud]
Bart Simpson : I fell on my bottom.
[thinking]
Bart Simpson : D'oh!
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Bart : Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever fall in love with an older woman?
Abe Simpson : I fell in love with the OLDEST woman. A hundred and twenty-four years old, she was. Here's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.
Bart : Wow. What happened?
Abe Simpson : She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd; all of a sudden she didn't have time for me. Ohhh, I wore a fifteen-pound beard of bees for that woman, but it wasn't enough.
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[Laura is coming over to babysit]
Lisa Simpson : [incredulous] You're taking a bath?
Bart Simpson : Hey, sometimes a guy just wants his skin to look its yellowest.
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Laura Powers : Thanks for coming.
Bart Simpson : I please to
[voice cracks]
Bart Simpson : aim.
Laura Powers : I'm so happy. I just had to tell someone. I have a boyfriend.
[Laura reaches inside Bart's chest and pulls out his heart]
Laura Powers : You won't be needing this.
[she then drop-kicks his heart into a garbage can]