The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Laura Powers

Quotes 

• [after tripping and knocking himself out, Bart wakes up and sees Laura bending over him] 

  Laura Powers : Hey, kid, wake up! Hi, I'm Laura Powers, your new neighbor. Are you okay?

  Bart Simpson : [thinking]  She's beautiful! Say something clever.

  [aloud] 

  Bart Simpson : I fell on my bottom.

  [thinking] 

  Bart Simpson : D'oh!

• Laura Powers : Hello I'd like to speak to Mrs Tinkle, first name,

  [Bart whispers in Laura's ear] 

  Laura Powers : Ivana.

  Moe : Hold on just a sec. Ivana tinkle? Ivana tinkle? Everybody put down their glasses Ivana tinkle?

  [Bar Patrons Laugh and so do Laura and Bart] 

• Laura Powers : [to Bart]  You know, if you were only old enough to grow a bad teenaged mustache, I'd go out with you in a second.

• Laura Powers : Thanks for coming.

  Bart Simpson : I please to

  [voice cracks] 

  Bart Simpson : aim.

  Laura Powers : I'm so happy. I just had to tell someone. I have a boyfriend.

  [Laura reaches inside Bart's chest and pulls out his heart] 

  Laura Powers : You won't be needing this.

  [she then drop-kicks his heart into a garbage can] 

• Laura Powers : Meet me at the tree house, Bart ad come alone.