The Simpsons (TV Series)

They Saved Lisa's Brain (1999)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd.

  Comic Book Guy : We are hardly nerds. Would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt?

  [open his jacket to show off his shirt] 

  Lisa : [reading the shirt]  "C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN".

  [laughs] 

  Lisa : Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny.

  Professor Frink : Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."

• Homer : [entering Lisa's room]  Look, I got runner-up prize!

  Lisa : You won second place?

  Homer : No, but I got it.

• Lisa : Dad, did you see anything provocative in today's paper?

  Homer : Yes, there's a real think piece here about a bra sale.

• Lisa : What are you doing here?

  Stephen Hawking : I have come to see your utopia. But now I see it's more of a frutopia.

  Principal Skinner : I guess what doctor Hawking means is...

  [gets interrupted] 

  Stephen Hawking : SILENCE. I don't need anyone to speak for me, except this voice box. You people have been clearly been corrupted by power. For shame.