The Sopranos (TV Series)

46 Long (1999)

Nancy Marchand: Livia Soprano

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Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : You listen to me now. Before you do any more serious damage to yourself or your grandchildren's inheritance, you're gonna stop living alone, right now.

  Livia Soprano : I'm not going to that nursing home.

  Tony Soprano : Green Grove is a retirement community! And it's more like a hotel at Captain Teeb's!

  Livia Soprano : Who's he?

  Tony Soprano : A captain that owns luxury hotels or something, I don't know. That's not the point. The point is, I talked to Mrs. DiCaprio over there and she says she's got a corner suite available with a woods view. It's available now, but it's gonna go fast.

  Livia Soprano : Of course it's available, somebody died!

  Tony Soprano : Oh, Ma, you gotta stop! You gotta stop with this black poison cloud all the time! 'Cause I can't take it anymore!

  Livia Soprano : Oh, poor you!

  Tony Soprano : You know, I got problems at work, I got problems at home, I got a friend whose been diagnosed with cancer. Most parents would be grateful if their yuppie children put as much thought into this as I did.

  Livia Soprano : I'm not going to that place.

  Tony Soprano : Then I will go to court and I will get a durable power of attorney over you and I will place you there.

  Livia Soprano : Then kill me now. Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said.

  Tony Soprano : You know, I know seniors that are inspired!

• Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [That retirement community is]  more like a hotel at Cap d'Antibes.

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [later repeating it to his mother]  It's more like a hotel at Captain Teeb's!

  Livia Soprano : Who's he?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : The Captain owns luxury hotels or something. I don't know! That's not the point!