The Sopranos (TV Series)

Mr. & Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request (2006)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Phil Leotardo : [after Johnny Sack bursts into tears after being arrested by the FBI in front of everyone]  I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just fucking plummeted.

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Give him a break, will ya? It's an emotional day.

  Phil Leotardo : To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace!

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's fucking coach turned into a pumpkin.

  Phil Leotardo : Even Cinderella didn't cry!

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Look, when it comes to daughters, all bets are off. I've seen tougher guys than John cry at weddings.

  Phil Leotardo : OK, but let me ask you this: if they can make him cry, and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can they make him do?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I gotta agree with Phil, Tone.

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [angrily]  Oh you do, do ya?

  Wedding Guest : Terrible out there, huh?

  Phil Leotardo : He's an emotional man. LOVES his daughter.

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You make your own luck in life.

• Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [During Allegra's wedding reception]  obviously I couldn't visit you in the hospital, when I heard what happened I was devastated

  Tony Soprano : [Eventually asking how much Allegra's wedding's cost]  that's life huh? Seriously what's the damages here? What am I in for with Meadow?

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Not counting the honeymoon? Four twenty-five

  Tony Soprano : So adjusted for inflation I'm looking at "half a rock"

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : It's all for it, what we put in? The grind? For things like this? Listen I heard Phil came to see you?

  Tony Soprano : [Noticing the US Marshall's escorting John are standing nearby, realizing they need to go somewhere else to talk]  let's go say hello to your dad

  Tony Soprano : [after greeting John's father and sitting down at their table]  I'm going to say a few things and these pricks are watching, I'm going to make it look like I'm talking to your dad and them

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to the hit on Rusty]  What you asked me to do, with the little guy, I can't do it

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : This fuckin prick, his disruptive. He doesn't have the balls to step up himself

  Tony Soprano : So just keep him away from Phil

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : His a "cancer", I can't let it spread

  Tony Soprano : Well, your going to have to use one of your own "doctors"

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Oh I'd love to, believe me. But my position isn't completely solidified. When Carmine died, Rusty could've been boss, he should've been but he didn't want the responsibility

  Tony Soprano : Like I advised you, say no more, it's too fuckin late now anyway

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I need your help Tony, some of these guys, my captains. If they find out I'm behind the move against them it'd make things worse. I can't take that risk while I'm in jail

  Tony Soprano : So I'm supposed to put myself at risk? Share the same fuckin jail cell as you? Forget it John

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : It's Allegra's wedding, the way things are, I don't know if I'll be around for Catherine's

  Tony Soprano : Look I know your going through a rough time right now alright?

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Then do me this favor

  Tony Soprano : OK I'll take care of it

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I won't forget it

• Tony Soprano : Well, here I am: back

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Yup

  Tony Soprano : So, let me ask you right off, is there any chance for a mercy fuck?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Remains silent] 

  Tony Soprano : I'm just kidding

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : How are you feeling?

  Tony Soprano : You went to medical school, a gunshot wound is everything they told you it was

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And emotionally?

  Tony Soprano : I'm happy to be alive

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Have you spoken to your uncle since it happened?

  Tony Soprano : No, and I won't. I finally get to sleep on my own bed tonight. I got a hospital bed in the house for the last month and a half ago

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Is sleeping difficult?

  Tony Soprano : [Shakes his head]  Tylenol helps

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : What about dreams? Night terrors? Anything like that?

  Tony Soprano : Gloom is your business and business is good

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You were shot, Anthony by a member of your family

  Tony Soprano : I know

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And unless I know absolutely nothing about what I'm doing, I think you and I have a lot to talk about. Are you familiar with the term Post Traumatic Stress?

  Tony Soprano : I get it ok? My uncle tried to kill me, for the second time. Three strikes and I'm out right? And who knows, maybe I am suppressing things but right now I feel each day is a gift, I told my sister that and that's how it's going to stay

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Just pick up where we left off before this all happened

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : AJ

  Tony Soprano : Believe it or not things got worse with that kid, flunked out of college. He waited until I was in a coma

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Didn't you leave Seaton Hall after a semester and a half?

  Tony Soprano : Alright fine why can't he copy some of the good things about me?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Does he have a job?

  Tony Soprano : Blockbuster: the first stop of the shit bird express

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : In some ways this shooting may have provided him an opportunity to learn from your mistakes

  Tony Soprano : My mistakes? I got caught up in domestic violence, you think it can't happen to you but it does

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But I was referring to the bigger picture. The ready access to guns, the use of violence to solve disputes because of the nature of your work, your uncle's work

  Tony Soprano : I told you I didn't want to talk about my uncle

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Fine, but for now is it safe to say there are worse ways to earn money than by stocking shelves at Blockbuster?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, there are

• Carmela Soprano : [while counting money at their kitchen table]  Allegra Sacrimoni, getting married: were we not just at her christening?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [jokingly]  1980, fifty-pound bundle of joy

  Carmela Soprano : She'll be a beautiful bride Tony

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [before gesturing to Meadow]  All brides are beautiful, wait until this one gets married

  Carmela Soprano : [to Tony]  How much are we giving? So, I can write it down

  Meadow Soprano : You keep tabs on gifts? How sentimental

  Carmela Soprano : That's how it's done Meadow

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So, we can know if they "stiff" us when your big day comes

  Carmela Soprano : Exactly

  Meadow Soprano : What is this pressure?

  Carmela Soprano : I know you'd to think it's me pressuring you but the reality is it's your father that keeps this going

  Meadow Soprano : Please, like you're aren't desperate to have a grandchild

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Any thoughts on when you and Finn are tying the knot?

  Meadow Soprano : This discussion is over

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Look, sweetie, it's just what I've been through, it changes the way you think and holding my grandkids, your kids in my lap, all of a sudden, it's very important to me

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : He's a come-from-behind kind of guy.

• Phil Leotardo : [talking privately, referring to visiting John in prison]  I was up by John's, he sends his regards: he'd like you to do him a favor though

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated]  What now?

  Phil Leotardo : Our friend there, the mayor of Munchkin-land, John wants him gone

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [surprised]  Jesus, Rusty?

  Phil Leotardo : John's worried he might find another puppet like Carmine, will try to run the family through him

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [speaking in a metaphor, implying their crime family has more assassins than the Sopranos]  So, why me hit him? You guys got more "buttons" than my grandmother's corset

  Phil Leotardo : John wants this to point away from the family

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after thinking it over]  You know what? Tell him no, time and again, I've done his bidding, time to set some limits

  Phil Leotardo : [surprised]  Really?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, really

  Phil Leotardo : [before walking away]  Be well

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [talking privately, during Allegra Sacrimoni's wedding reception, referring to the hit on Rusty]  here's out it works, I'm thinking bring somebody over from Naples

  Christopher Moltisanti : what?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : completely insulate ourselves, they do Rusty, their back on the plane over the Atlantic two hours later

  Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know. If you ask me, "farming" it out is a pussy ass maneuver

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [surprised]  excuse me?

  Christopher Moltisanti : if we're gonna do it, we should do it ourselves: maintain control. Better yet, tell New York to fuckin handle it already

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : John just asked me "specifically"

  Christopher Moltisanti : it's like the movie then?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : what movie?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the first Godfather]  one, that you can't refuse a man's request on his daughter's wedding day

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [confused]  it's the other way around, I should be asking him for something he can't refuse

  Christopher Moltisanti : so, did you?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : no

  Christopher Moltisanti : you should ask not to do this

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated]  I already fuckin agreed. Look, we wanna keep him placated right? The shit with Phil and his little brother, that perpetual "hard on" his still got with us

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm just saying I don't think it's a good idea