The Sopranos (TV Series)
Pine Barrens (2001)
Tony Sirico: Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Get the fuck outta here.
Tony Soprano : Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kind of Russian green beret. This guy can not come back to tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I hear you.
[the telephone connection is lost - Tony swears, and Paulie hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [turning to Christopher] You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti : His house looked like shit.
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Christopher Moltisanti : The Russians? They're not all bad.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : How about the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointed 'em right at us.
Christopher Moltisanti : That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
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[Christopher is urinating outside on Paulie's side of the van]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Ohhhh! Do that by your own window! I don't want to smell your piss!
Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck you.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What did you say?
Christopher Moltisanti : You heard me.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Don't make me pull rank on you, kid!
Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now, we're just two assholes lost in the woods.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : All the shit we been through, you think I'd really kill ya?
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, I do.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [eating frozen condiment packets in the van with Christopher] Not bad! Mix it with the relish!
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Christopher Moltisanti : [sitting in an abandoned van in the woods, during the winter, sees Paulie chewing on small white objects in his mouth] what are those? Tic Tacs?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I just found them, I didn't know I had them on me.
Christopher Moltisanti : You had Tic Tacs all along? Give me some.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : There ain't no more, I ate them.
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the fact he didn't eat breakfast] selfish prick, I'm dying here.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [dismissively] Then fuckin die already.
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : First place I'm hittin' is Denny's!
Christopher Moltisanti : I know. Get like five of those Grand Slam breakfasts.
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Christopher Moltisanti : We should have stopped at Roy Rogers.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Yeah, and I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!
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[Paulie is getting a manicure]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to manicurist] Let's go with the satin finish.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [while lost in the woods] Could be him out there stalking us.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : With what? His cock?
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] you know that "Russkie" Valery, works for Slava? Well, he owes Sil five grand, for the other "thing" you know? I need you to go pick it up tomorrow
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : why don't Sil go?
Tony Soprano : Sil's dying: his going home because of the flu
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [from the bad connection from his cell phone] I didn't hear you
Tony Soprano : [raises his voice] his sick, he has the flu
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm supposed to take my mother to Social Security tomorrow
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [after Tony gives him Valery's address] I don't even know why we deal with these people?
Tony Soprano : wanna guess?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : they make us money
Tony Soprano : [before hanging up] thank you
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [while at a gas station, referring to Valery that's tied up with his mouth gagged in the trunk] We can dump him down the shore
Christopher Moltisanti : It's too much light out, we should wait. They got a Roy Rogers over there, you hungry?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to disposing the body] First thing's first
Christopher Moltisanti : I know, I'm just saying, I didn't eat breakfast
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Most important meal. Let's take him down to Pine Barrens
Christopher Moltisanti : That's south Jersey
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's perfect: it's fuckin deserted down there. We take him in the woods, dig a hole, end of story
Christopher Moltisanti : With Fuckin Snow All Over the Ground, That's Some Hard Shit
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I got a shovel I use for digging the car out, the best part is, we'd be like twenty minutes away from AC. We'll get a room, freshen up, play a little Black Jack
Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck that, I gotta eat something
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : we'll go to Morton's get a steak: this way the day won't be a total loss
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] Yeah?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's me
Tony Soprano : What now?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What now? Chrissy's head is bleeding and I'm freezing to death, that's what fuckin now
Tony Soprano : Hey, take it easy
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm through taking it easy: we're fuckin starving out here
Tony Soprano : What'd you want me to do about it?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Come fuckin get us
Tony Soprano : You don't even know where the fuck you are
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Exit twelve
Tony Soprano : What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Exit fuckin twelve
Christopher Moltisanti : [giving them the name of the exit from the highway] Pikes Hollow or some shit
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Pikes Hollow: there's a dirt road at the turnoff. We're parked about a mile in near some picnic tables
Tony Soprano : I find the car, then what?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't know, start yelling. We're in a truck, that dirt road might be the same one we're on
Tony Soprano : Put my nephew on the phone
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, T?
Tony Soprano : Are you alright?
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know, my head's killing me
Tony Soprano : [while having poor cell phone reception] what? I can't hear you
Christopher Moltisanti : My head hurts, I think I got a concussion
Tony Soprano : alright, just stay calm
Christopher Moltisanti : Bring some food alright?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [yells to the phone] Some fuckin shoes too
Tony Soprano : [before hanging up] Alright, hang in there
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to his foot missing a shoe, referring to frostbite] This is no fuckin joke here, I could lose a foot
Christopher Moltisanti : Numb huh?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : The fuck you think? How could we be lost like this? We're in fuckin New Jersey
Christopher Moltisanti : [while walking past a bush] South Jersey, maybe we should eat some of these berries?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Are you nuts? Shit like that could be poison? You don't know, come on
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [after noticing an abandoned van in the middle of the woods] The fuck is that?
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [over the phone, referring to Valery] We saw that guy but we had a problem: it got a little physical
Tony Soprano : Your just supposed to pick up the money
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : We did but he started giving us some shit, the prick sucker punched me
Tony Soprano : Where are you now?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : A rest stop in the Garden State
Tony Soprano : where's the guy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to the trunk of the car] With the luggage
Tony Soprano : Are you fuckin kidding me?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Your breakin up, I can't hear you
Tony Soprano : [raising his voice] I said are you fuckin kidding me?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It got bad: we had no choice
Tony Soprano : I'm supposed to meet Slava later. What the fuck am I supposed to say to him?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's ok, nobody was around, what'd you wanna do?
Tony Soprano : You use your own judgement: whatever you decide, you do it way the fuck away from me, you understand?
