The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Knight in White Satin Armor (2000)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [to Richie] Those who want respect, give respect.
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Janice Soprano : [referring to Richie] What'd you do with him?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Sarcastically] We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.
Janice Soprano : [surprised] you did?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : oh Jesus, what the fuck?, What'd you care what we did we him?
Janice Soprano : I loved him so much
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Sarcastically] all in all, I'd say it wasn't a bad visit.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : My future brother-in-law is causing a serious problem.
Silvio Dante : How serious?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : He's not satisfied with the current leadership. He wants to have me popped.
Silvio Dante : That motherfucker.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : So now I gotta decide what to do about him.
Silvio Dante : I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Get it done.
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Tony Soprano : [Meeting to discuss which garbage routes belong to whom] so that's it: Albert splits Nutley with Delesio Brothers and Barone here keeps everything north of Patterson, what else do we have to talk about?
Dick Barone : Fairfield Township is taking bids next week
Richie Aprile : What's there to talk about? Fairfield's mine
Tony Soprano : Was yours. I don't give bids to the "handicapped", your fuckin deaf because I told you ten times then I find out your still dealing blow on those garbage routes
Richie Aprile : [Confused] For that I'm losing a fuckin bid?
Tony Soprano : Next time you'll find yourself in the back of one of your trucks
Jackie Aprile Jr. : Those are my father's garbage routes
Albert Barese : Actually fellas, my cousin Larry wants the Fairfield contract, since he was family and what not, while his in jail awaiting trial
Tony Soprano : See? This is why we have a fixed bid club because everybody has a story on why they should move to the front of the line
Richie Aprile : I've been in line for ten fuckin years
Jackie Aprile Jr. : My uncle is just asking for what my father would've given him if he was boss when Richie was getting out of prison and it had nothing to do with that they were brothers: you respecting my father you should respect Richie
Tony Soprano : Those who want respect, give respect
Richie Aprile : [to Jackie Jr] See? He just told you to shut the fuck up and he told me to go fuck myself
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Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Tony had to suddenly leave to go to his mother's house the night before] you've been gone all night: half the morning. What the hell happened over there?
Tony Soprano : [after sitting down next to her on their couch in the living room] Janice decided to go back to Seattle
Carmela Soprano : Your kidding What about Richie? He must be devastated
Tony Soprano : Richie's "gone."
Carmela Soprano : What'd you mean "gone"?
Tony Soprano : [Implying Richie's been killed] "gone"
Carmela Soprano : Where?
Tony Soprano : Carmella after eighteen years of marriage, don't make me make you an accessory "after the fact."
Carmela Soprano : [Eventually realizes what his implying] an accessory "after the..."holy shit
Tony Soprano : Stop asking
Carmela Soprano : Oh my God
Tony Soprano : I took care of it
Carmela Soprano : That was not a marriage "made in heaven"
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I need you to give me a number of a good shrink
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Oh
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : For a girl I was seeing
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Remains silent]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Was?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, I broke up with her and she tried to kill herself. She drank a quart of vodka, the fuckin ambulance came, pumped her stomach, and it cost me three grand
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : She should've been seen by the psychiatrist in the hospital
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : He was a Romanian and they have some beef that goes back centuries and she wouldn't talk to him
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Do you feel responsible for her suicide attempt?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was bangin her for two years
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Was that a hard chip on her?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's cute, do you know how many women I've been through? I don't know why I just don't say "fuck it" with this one
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why do you think?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Well, she's a sweet kid underneath it all. I think she's seriously depressed
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You feel for her. I'm interested in why your ending it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What'd you mean "why"? Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? Aren't you telling me that all the time in here?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I don't think I ever passed judgment on your sex life or any patient's sex life
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Even if I'm twenty years older than her? And I'm married
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Surprised by his sudden fidelity to Carmella]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What's wrong with you?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why now?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Why now? Because it's not fun anymore ok? Are you going to recommend someone or not?
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Janice Soprano : [after seeing him upset] What's the matter?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Jackie Aprile is man who loved knowledge, when he was dying of the cancer, he was praying his son would go to medical school. If he knew he dropped out of college... it'll break his heart
Janice Soprano : It didn't hurt the Beatles, Bill Gates: his uncle Richie is looking out for him
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Richie's son pursuing a career path as a ballroom dancer] He should deal with his own son
Janice Soprano : Hey, don't do that. You know his taking AJ to the dirt bike championship at Giants Stadium?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : AJ can't go: he got a C in Algebra
Janice Soprano : does Carmela know about this?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Alright, you really wanna know? I don't want him around my kids
Janice Soprano : Who? Richie?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [nods] You heard me
Janice Soprano : The fuck are you talking about?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Ask Gia Gaeta
Janice Soprano : Richie told me all about that, the transmission slipped out of gear. Richie's lucky he didn't crushed by the car too and for your information, Beansie Gaeta owed him major dollars for ten years and Richie wasn't asking for the interest
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Why not?
Janice Soprano : And if we're so awful, why are you throwing us an engagement party?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Because you're my sister and I try to do what's right. Anyway, it's my wife's thing
Janice Soprano : Does right include planking that little Russian girl of yours on the side?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated] You know what? Being that I am, be a fuckin codependent to a fuckin shitbag, what the fuck do I care?
Janice Soprano : You know, you just can't stand to see me happy, can you? You motherfucker
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while visiting her in the hospital after she tried to commit suicide] Jesus Christ
Irina Peltsin : I don't care what happens anymore
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Don't say that shit: you got your whole life ahead of you
Irina Peltsin : What kind of life is there without you? To go back home? To be a dancer? Be prostitute after that? I don't want to
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [as she hugs him] Everything's gonna be alright, ok?
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Irina Peltsin : [after having sexual intercourse with him] I love my new pony skin boots
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, their nice, why don't you wear them when you go to some of your job interviews?
Irina Peltsin : [while she rubs the left boot against his body] Feel how soft they are?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to the fashion designer] you call Sy Lipman yet?
Irina Peltsin : No, I'm doing it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : There's good money in modeling. You don't want to spend the rest of your life behind a counter selling perfume in a department store, do you?
Irina Peltsin : What do you care what I do?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Don't start with the moody shit
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after she ignores him by reading a book] what is that?
Irina Peltsin : [referring to the title of the book] Chicken Soup for the Soul
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [jokingly] You should read Tomato Sauce for Your Ass, it's the Italian version
Irina Peltsin : Somebody gave me this I met at work. He drives for Runaway Limos, he brought Karl Lagerfield to the store for the trunk shows, why? Are you jealous?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You fuckin him?
Irina Peltsin : I can't have a conversation with you, your horrible
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's a fuckin question
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [changing the subject] Maybe it's something you should think about?
Irina Peltsin : What?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Finding somebody who can give you everything you want
Irina Peltsin : I told you, he drives for a limo company
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm not talking about those kind of "things." I'm talking about a family, marriage, children...
Irina Peltsin : I don't want to find someone, I have you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What? To take you out to dinner and screw your fuckin brains out?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated, while getting out of bed] The fuck's wrong with you?
Irina Peltsin : [pleading] No, don't go
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You don't know what the fuck you want
Irina Peltsin : Don't yell at me. You know this is a bad time, my new boss is so mean to me
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's always a bad time with you, with the cousins, the landlords...
Irina Peltsin : [interrupts him, worried, raises her voice] Please, no
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You know it hasn't been good: for either of us, I'm the one out here
Irina Peltsin : I'll die without you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No, you won't, you'll forget about me in two weeks
Irina Peltsin : If you go, I'll kill myself
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while getting dressed then leaving] Don't you fuckin threaten me. This is over, I can't do this anymore, I'm not gonna do it anymore, you talk to that guy about the modeling like I told you. I'll take care of you until you get on your feet but I'm not doing this anymore, you understand?