The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Ride (2006)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after a near-death experience] Every day's a gift.
[pause]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Talking privately in Tony's basement] what's wrong? What's the matter?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Genuinely reminding him] you know I've always been loyal to you?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What'd are trying to tell me?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Shamefully crying] I can't even say it... Adriana
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What about her?
Christopher Moltisanti : The Feds
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Jesus fucking Christ, how fucking long?
Christopher Moltisanti : A year, I don't know exactly
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : When'd you find out?
Christopher Moltisanti : She just told me last night
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What they know? What'd she give them?
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know, I think a lot
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Tony rips his shirt open to check for a wire] how could you even think that?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Forcefully grabbing him] where is she? Where the fuck is she?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Nervously] She's home
Christopher Moltisanti : [Sensing Tony wants him to kill Adriana and pleading] I can't, Tony, please don't make me do it
Christopher Moltisanti : [Crying and hugging him] I can't do it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Looking directly in his eyes] I'll take care of it, go upstairs and go out the back door. Don't talk to Carmela, go somewhere and get some coffee, you wait until I call you, it'll be OK, I'll take care of it, now go
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Viper : [after realizing Tony and Christopher robbed them of the wine they originally intended to steal] what the fuck?
Biker #1 : Who the fuck are you guys?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Pointing a gun at them] that's who I am you lazy cock sucker
Viper : [Putting their hands up] whoa
Biker #1 : [Putting their hands up] take it easy
Christopher Moltisanti : On the ground or I'll blow your greasy fucking heads off
Viper : You guys cops?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Sarcastically to Tony] how's your incision lieutenant?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Jokingly while continuing to load the wine into his SUV] 10-4
Viper : You're fucking with The Vipers here asshole
Christopher Moltisanti : [Sarcastically] oh, really? What's that? Your Girl Scout troop?
Biker #1 : Look...
Christopher Moltisanti : SHUT UP, fucking douche bag
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after finishing loading the rest of the wine in his SUV and whispers to Christopher] let's go
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Celebrating in a restaurant after robbing bikers of their wine] how about that prick's face when he saw your gun?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Imitating one of the bikers] whoa, take it easy
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Imitating one of the bikers] "we're with The Vipers
Christopher Moltisanti : How's that wine? Good?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It really is, I've got to say
Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to the biker] I've got to tell you, when he pulled the trigger I almost shit myself
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Slowly sipping the wine]
Christopher Moltisanti : I'll be honest, I miss it sometimes: the wine
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You should make a toast at your wedding, at least
Christopher Moltisanti : It takes disciple, set limits for myself
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Pouring Christopher some wine] you know, in Italy they consider wine food?
Christopher Moltisanti : Oh yeah?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [They toast to each other] Solute
Christopher Moltisanti : Solute
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Christopher Moltisanti : You think about the shit we've been through? The shit we've done? We're like the three Musketeers
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : We've got a bond, that's very special
Christopher Moltisanti : You saved my life: in a lot of ways
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I know you've been there for me too, don't think I don't know that
Christopher Moltisanti : There were times that were hard for the both of us, I didn't understand
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You were young and stubborn
Christopher Moltisanti : You always had my back though
Christopher Moltisanti : I love you Tony
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I love you too
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's always good news until it ain't.
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [when Christopher shows his wedding ring to them] is that what I think it is?
Christopher Moltisanti : you are now looking at a newly wedded man
Patsy Parisi : [smiles and raises his glass to him] holy shit!
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Kelli?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after Christopher nods] what the fuck brought this on?
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Kelli is pregnant with his child] a "visit from the stork coming up"
Silvio Dante : [jokingly] you ever heard of "pulling out?"
Patsy Parisi : [referring to the sex of the baby] know what you're having?
Christopher Moltisanti : boy, I hope. I'll tell you T, with the example you set, plus the wisdom I learned in AA, it's an inspiration: building blocks, home, family
Silvio Dante : yeah, that's what it's all about kid
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [talking privately] Couple guys we know: their... Lebanese or some shit, they diverted a truck, a whole semi-trailer full of Centrum Multivitamins
Phil Leotardo : That's a fuckin' score
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : yeah, the thing is, it's gotta be unloaded out of state because the troopers are on it, you interested? It could be distributed in... Long Island
Phil Leotardo : [referring to the percentage of the profit] What's my end?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Fifty, fifty
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : But it's gotta be done now: tonight
Phil Leotardo : [after thinking it over] Alright, in this case, I thinking we should spare John the stress of hearing about this
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [before agreeing to the deal by shaking hands] Well, the situation his in, his got enough to deal with
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was at the feast, Saint Elzéar
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I think for us kids was to blow powdered sugar on each other from the Zeppoles
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Thousands of people either praying, or eating. Anyway, my sister was on this ride with my niece when it lurched forward pretty bad
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : God
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Jokingly] He wasn't there, just Elzéar. But He wasn't so busy getting money pinned to his ass when the bolt snapped
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [laughs at his joke] were they hurt?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You look around they're all lined up for this shit. The kids, the adults, families
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Right
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, they pay money so they can almost puke, they scream, they yell
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why do you think that is?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : They're bored
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Are you bored?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Am I bored? I got shot in the pancreas and I recovered. No brain damage from the septic shock that everybody figured I'd have. You know my feelings, every day's a gift. It It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [When she doesn't respond] I'm joking
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [When she continues not to respond] What are you gonna do? It's a human condition
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [confused] What is?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't know