"South Park" Chinpokomon (TV Episode 1999) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Chinpokomon Announcer, Commercial VOs, Red Harris, Lambtron, Chinpokomon Game VO, Mr. Ose, Randy Marsh, Chinpokomon Villain, Mr. Garrison, Bill Clinton

Cartman : [as mice pick at Kenny's body] Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet!
Stan Marsh : [after watching the Alabama Man commercial] Gay!

Cartman : Totally gay!

Kyle : Liberace gay!

[the researcher write the word "GAY" on the clipboard and furiously underlines it twice]
Narrator : [doing a voice-over for the "Alabama Man" commercial] When his wife complains and asks him where he's been, Alabama Man busts her lip open!

Boy #1 in Commercial : Shut up, bitch!

[he knocks the wife doll down]

Boy #2 in Commercial : Wow!
Randy Marsh : What are you doing?

Sharon Marsh : I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.

Randy Marsh : Why?

Sharon Marsh : Our son loves this show, Randy, so I think it's important that we watch it to see if it's teaching him good moral values.

[Hours later, Randy and Sharon watch a battle scene in disbelief]

Sharon Marsh : This doesn't make sense. Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?

Randy Marsh : I don't know, but I suddenly kinda wanna own them all.

Sharon Marsh : Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff!

Randy Marsh : Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.

Sharon Marsh : No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that could be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence. Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation.

Randy Marsh : [solemnly] My God, you're right.

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Chinpokomon Announcer, Commercial VOs, Red Harris, Lambtron, Chinpokomon Game VO, Mr. Ose, Randy Marsh, Chinpokomon Villain, Mr. Garrison, Bill Clinton