South Park (TV Series)
Gnomes (1998)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Tweek, Customer, John Postum, Ted, Public Access Announcer, Gnomes, Sanchez, Coffee Customer #1
Quotes
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Underpants Gnome : Phase 1: Collect underpants, Phase 2:... , Phase 3: Profit
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Kyle Broflovski : [One of the Underpants Gnomes stays behind and is stared at]
[Whispering]
Kyle Broflovski : Shh! Don't scare him!
Stan Marsh : Hey, there... little guy!
Eric Cartman : Bad!
[Hits the Gnome with a stick]
Kyle Broflovski : Cartman!
Eric Cartman : What?
Kyle Broflovski : Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?
Eric Cartman : Well look at him... he's all... well... you know... look at him.
[Hits it again]
Underpants Gnome : Is that all you got, Pussy?
Eric Cartman : What?
Stan Marsh : Hey! He talked!
Eric Cartman : Yeah! He just called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy! You're a pussy!
Underpants Gnome : You're a pussy, Pussy!
Eric Cartman : Ay!
Stan Marsh : Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?
Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid!
Stan Marsh : Aaugh!
Underpants Gnome : Stealing underpants big business!
Stan Marsh : Business? Wait! Do you know anything about business?
Underpants Gnome : Sure! That's what gnomes do!
Kyle Broflovski : Show us!
Underpants Gnome : Okay! Follow Me!
[They follow him]
Eric Cartman : [Muttering] Little Pussy Gnome! Don't call me a pussy! Pussy Gnome!
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Tweek : [Tweek's family coffee shop is failing] We're all going broke. We'll starve and die! Like dogs!
Eric Cartman : Tweek, calm down. If your family gets poor, you just go on welfare. Look at Kenny's family - they're prefectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?
Kenny McCormick : [muffled from his parka] Fuck you!
Eric Cartman : [laughs] You suck, Kenny
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Underpants Gnome : Time to go to work! Work all night! Look for underpants, hey! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yummy-tum, yummy-tum hey!
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Underpants Gnome : Stage 3 is Profit!
