- Huggy Bear: You look weird.
- Det. Dave Starsky: What do you mean?
- Huggy Bear: A little lopsided. I know! A Starsky without a Hutch is like a pig without the pork. How is the Police Department's number one beach boy?
- Det. Dave Starsky: Guarding a dancer's body and liking it less than spit.
- Huggy Bear: You're crude, do you know that?
- Det. Dave Starsky: So I've been told.