David Hasselhoff: Gary Maddox

Quotes 

• Judy Miller : I've done six loads of laundry and worked all day - I'm exhausted. All Bill has to do is pick up dinner on his way home.

  Gary Maddox : Well, that sounds fair.

  Judy Miller : You would think so, except when he walks in the door he's carrying one burger - for himself. Said he didn't realize that I meant for me and the kids, too.

  Gary Maddox : My God, if I did that, my wife would crack open my skull and fry my brains for dinner.

  Judy Miller : Not an option with Bill: We'd still be hungry.

• Bill Miller : Judy says great things about you.

  Gary Maddox : Ah, Judy says a great many things about you, too.