"The Twilight Zone" Monsters!/A Small Talent for War/A Matter of Minutes (TV Episode 1986) Poster

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6/10
Decent episode which fails to stand out in the series
flarefan-8190621 March 2021
The episode has its moments, but overall isn't one of the better episodes of the series I've seen. It's certainly worth watching if you like the series, but if you're unfamiliar with the 1980s Twilight Zone and are looking for an introduction, you can do better.

The first segment, "Monsters!", has some fine acting from Ralph Bellamy, but the script and direction are confusing and at times outright jarring, like how one scene ends with Bellamy's character telling the boy Toby to hurry home to his parents, and in the very next shot Toby is running up to Bellamy's house to ring the bell. The premise is interesting but so poorly explained that you can't quite swallow it, and if anyone can tell me what the ending is supposed to imply, I'd love to hear from you.

"A Small Talent for War" is a short but lowbrow "twist ending" tale. The people of Earth mistake the intentions of some aliens, but it makes no sense that they make the assumptions they do; indeed, if you judge the aliens on real world terms rather than with the knowledge that you're inside a sci fi story, their intentions are obvious from the beginning. Still, a cutting performance from John Glover as the alien ambassador makes this a reasonably amusing watch.

The episode goes out on a high note with "A Matter of Minutes", a delightful romp through the sort of zany tongue-in-cheek premise that is one of the hallmarks of the Twilight Zone franchise. Striking visuals and a dramatic plot in which the characters must play with the rules of the premise make this one pure fun. The fact that this doesn't rank as one of the best segments in the series is testament to the strength of the competition rather than any weakness here.
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6/10
The Twilight Zone - Monsters!
Scarecrow-8827 August 2016
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"Monsters!" was right up my alley, but it got docked a point for not delivering on its title. Having Bellamy certainly helps it's cause exponentially. He's an old vampire who lectures a horror-loving boy (with a horror/film buff pop always challenging him with history trivia) on reading Twain instead of spending so much time on "cheap mythical rubbish". Comics, posters, and Halloween rubber masks litter his room, with many of us relating to him when similar to his age (and remain). He immediately sneezes when around Bellamy as if allergic and soon everyone else in the neighborhood is as well. It seems that Bellamy hints at monsters emerging at the time right between dusk and dawn, Midnight. The tale builds to that, with Bellamy hinting at who the real monsters are while showing the boy (Oliver Robbins, of Poltergeist fame) lightning bugs hidden in brush behind a foggy cemetery. When the neighborhood turns wolfy, as Bellamy prepares for the coming of the monsters, all that's missing are their presence on camera...which never happens! Good chemistry between Bellamy and Robbins, plus pleasant performances from Kathleen Lloyd and Bruce Solomon as the kid's parents; this is all easy to enjoy, if a bit disappointing. 6/10

In "A Matter of Minutes" Adan Arkin and Karen Austin find themselves too "ahead" of time as it is being constructed with blue-suited workers (Adolph Caesar is the "supervisor" who explains to them the preposterous premise in length) constantly working so that there is harmony in motion with no side effects…Arkin and Austin disrupt the harmony by discovering these workers exist. Laughable premise performed dutifully by really good actors who try and make it work. It is sci-fi malarkey, with a lot of exhaustive explanation as to where Arkin and Austin have found themselves. It is imaginatively visualized, but I had a hard time taking this seriously at all. 5/10
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7/10
Worth watching
mshollyking27 December 2012
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An enjoyable episode of The Twilight Zone. I would put it above average, but not call it outright excellent.

You find yourself feeling sad for the old man, but realize that he's ready for what happens to him. What happens to him is a little predictable, but not completely. The interactions between the old vampire and the young boy are sweet and sometimes comedic, with him chastising the boy for reading too much horror fiction and watching too many horror movies.

It's really interesting, the way it depicts why a vampire would need to keep moving.

On a side-note, the effects weren't badly done, not being over-used and being good enough for what they actually did need to get used for.
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Censored!
californiarecordshop6 October 2015
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When this first aired, they showed what the monsters looked like and I'll tell you they were creepy as hell... When I saw it years later the monsters close-ups had been removed and the music wasn't correctly edited yet so it was really, bad, I was telling all my friends who were watching it how gnarly the monsters were and then we get this bad edit. You could so easily tell it had been edited. Even now that the music has been fixed, there was a lot more after the hand on the couch and the monsters going into the house, if you pay attention the music just starts abruptly as the vampire opens his door and the cuts aren't in synch... 1984 in action... I will do my best to point out all '1984'- ish censorship. 'Casino' and 'Thunderheart' up next...
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6/10
A most unusual grandpa/Alien War/Time Travel in another World!
blanbrn31 January 2008
This episode 15 of "The New Twilight Zone" from the 1985-1986 CBS season featured three segments "Monsters!", "A Small Talent for War", and "A Matter of Minutes".

"Monsters!" is a well done and fairy tale type of episode featuring a kid who's mind wonders just like many of us can relate to when we were kids. As in this tale a little boy will find out that his old timer grandpa Mr. Bendictson(Ralph Bellamy)is most unusual and his appearance is more than meets the eye.

"A Small Talent for War" is somewhat boring and dull dealing with a meeting and political type convention of an ambassador(John Glover) that engineered human beings many years ago for finer and strange things like becoming part of the alien race.

"A Matter of Minutes" is a tale of time race with a happy and attractive couple played by Karen Austin and Adam Arkin who awake to find themselves trapped into the future hours ahead overall a good sci-fi tale of drama and the theme of time minutes is charming.
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7/10
Fooled You/Fooled Them/Fooled Time
Hitchcoc21 April 2017
"Monsters" has to do with a vampire who is tired of being alive. He enlists the help of an impressionable boy and his unwitting family to finally be done. This reminds me of the 1960's, sentimental fantasy writers. The second episode is just plain stupid. It's the old bit where a group of overlords decide to come and punish Earth. Finally, a man and his wife get caught between minutes in a time thing. It's sort of like Schrodiger's Cat and quantum physics, two things existing in space in different places at the same time.
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3/10
Almost entirely lacklustre, 2/3 bad
Leofwine_draca1 April 2015
MONSTERS! is the opening story of episode 15 of series 1 of THE NEW TWILIGHT ZONE. It's a quaint, family-focused storyline which reminded me of Stephen King in some ways. A monster-obsessed boy (with whom I am sure many viewers will empathise) discovers that his kindly grandfather is in fact a vampire, but one far removed from the pages of film and fiction. This effort puts a nice spin on the vampire mythos even if the execution is middling at best.

A SMALL TALENT FOR WAR is the middle story of episode 15 of series 1 of THE NEW TWILIGHT ZONE and it's a real bore. I'm glad all of the stories weren't like this as it would have made the series unwatchable, but there certainly did seem to be a lot of padding in this series and this is one of the fillers.

The story - not that there is one - is set at a UN conference where the delegation is interrupted by the arrival of an alien with a message to the assembled humans about their warring nature. Unlike THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, there's a twist here, although it's silly enough not to have been worth bothering with. And that's the problem with the story - if I had been a story producer I would have read it and thrown it away as unfilmable, but someone must have thought otherwise.

The final segment of the episode, A MATTER OF MINUTES, is a comedic tale in which a suburban couple are transported to a future where they must discover a new way of life. Again, the acting is cheey in this episode, and you'll left wondering why they bothered.
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Monsters! Umm...
safenoe30 September 2016
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Ralph Bellamy shined in Monsters! I found though one line really bewildering, offensive and even racist (please refrain from howling "political correctness!!!!" When Toby was bedridden with some flu, his father flippantly stated, "It must be an Asian thing...payback for Vietnam". What????

Really, it's like all Asians are alike, or 'Nam is a convenient punching bag for anything wrong or exotic or anything that has a disease that cannot be diagnosed.

Where was the script editor for Monsters!? I doubt Rod Serling would have approved this monstrosity of a line.
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