The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Dia de los Dangerous (2004)

James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture

Quotes 

• Hank Venture : What happened? I thought I picked rock.

  Dean Venture : So did I!

  Dr. Venture : And I picked two beautiful kidneys! I feel freakin' amazing!

• Dr. Venture : So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that - utter crap. Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs...

• Brock Samson : You get the boys... I'll take care of these guys.

  Dr. Venture : Are you sure? There's an awful lot of...

  Brock Samson : [interrupting, speaking slowly]  They hit me with a truck.

  Dr. Venture : Okaaayyy...

• Dr. Venture : [after being attacked by a green creature in Brock's car]  What the hell was that?

  Brock Samson : Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.