Waiting for God (TV Series)
A Double Wedding? (1994)
Paddy Ward: Jamie Edwards
Quotes
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[first lines]
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : Right. Before we start the wedding rehearsal there are one or two things I find a bit confusing.
Diana : Like is it night or day.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : These are to take place one after another.
Tom : Well done.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : You don't want a double wedding?
Diana : No!
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : And the first wedding is between, um... Harvey and Tom, right?
Tom : Almost.
Jane : Harvey and me, Dennis.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : Oh, good! I thought for a moment we might be getting a bit modern. The second wedding is between, um... Any volunteers?
Tom : [holding up his and Diana's hand] Us.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : Oh. And who are you marrying?
Diana : Each other, you pillock! Get on with it!
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : Pillock, right. Jane, who's giving you away?
Jamie Edwards : I am. Her grandfather.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : And who's giving Diana away?
Jamie Edwards : Me again. Double shift.
Rev. Dennis Sparrow : Are you Diana's grandfather as well?
Diana : No, he's my auntie.
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Jamie Edwards : Geoffrey, did you know that you are the most boring man whole wide world?
Geoffrey : Yes.