Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 515 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Stand Sit Lie", after Ryan mimes giving birth] 

  [playing the midwife] 

  Wayne Brady : You are the owner of...

  Colin Mochrie : The "owner"? You're not really a midwife, are you?

  Wayne Brady : No, I used to be a... used car salesman!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Showstopping Number", set in a factory]  This is boring. I wish something would come along that would just brighten up our day. Some change in routine.

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, what's the odds of THAT happening?

  Colin Mochrie : I don't know.

  Wayne Brady : [enters]  Hello!

  Colin Mochrie : Hey, who are you? What's going on? Are you exciting?

  Wayne Brady : Mm-hmm!

  Ryan Stiles : Is she EVER!

  Colin Mochrie : [mimes taking off glasses]  Oh, yeah, you're a girl!

  Wayne Brady : Hello, both of you. I am the... Hole-in-Things Fairy.

  Ryan Stiles : The Hole-in-Thing Fairy! My dad used to speak about her.

  Colin Mochrie : I thought she was only a legend.

  Wayne Brady : No. I travel everywhere, putting holes in things and choosing people to be my minions to go along with me and put holes in things.

  [mimes touching things with a magic wand] 

  Ryan Stiles : This sounds like the escape we've been waiting for!

  Colin Mochrie : Hey, why do you put holes in things?

  Wayne Brady : Why?

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, that's what I said: Why?

  Wayne Brady : Because! Without a hole, where would you be?

  [Drew buzzes; the music starts] 

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Without a hole, where would you be? / No place for NNNHHH! and no place for the pee! / What would you do? Oh man, / Having holes is part of the plan. / I love holes in every size, / and when I turn around, there's a big surprise, / I love my holes, it's the bomb, / If I stand on my head, it spells out "mom"!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Showstopping Number"]  It's not just the cheese, it's everything we make here. We gotta specialize in one thing. We got too many things going here.

  Colin Mochrie : What are you talking about? Cheese is our life?

  [buzzer sounds, music begins] 

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Cheese is our life/ I wish I could make it my wife/ I'd take it to bed/ We'd sleep until we're dead/ Oh, boy, I love cheese!

  Ryan Stiles : That's true. I'm tired of poking holes in these things.

  [buzzer sounds, music begins again] 

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  I'm tired of poking holes in these things/ Doesn't ring/ Ring-a-ding-dings/ Didn't get the suggestion/ We almost didn't get the hint/ 'Cause Drew almost choked on an Altoid mint