Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 505 (2004)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [before "Sound Effects", upon learning he's playing Rapunzel]  Nothing says Valentine's more than a bald damsel.

• Colin Mochrie : [after "Living Scenery" with the Loyola Marymount University cheerleaders]  I know you'll find this hard to believe, but that's the closest I ever got to cheerleaders.

  Drew Carey : And your wife's up in Canada, right?

  Colin Mochrie : Who?

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : Yes, she is. Lovely women, love her deeply.

  Drew Carey : Oh, I can't wait for her to see this show. Uh...

  Wayne Brady : On Valentine's Day.

  Colin Mochrie : Yes, happy Valentine's Day!

• Drew Carey : [before "Press Conference"]  Chip, Ryan and Wayne are newspaper reporting- report- bleh. Chip, Ryan, and Wayne are newspapers re...

  [slowly] 

  Drew Carey : Chip, Ryan and Wayne are newspaper reporters...

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : attending a press conference held by Colin. But Colin doesn't know who you i- Colin doesn't know who he is.

  Colin Mochrie : Who IS you?

  Drew Carey : Thank you.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Press Conference", the secret is "The queen of England announcing she's having an affair with Ryan Stiles"]  Kind of a complicated question.

  Colin Mochrie : Okay.

  Ryan Stiles : Does it "make" me anything?

  Colin Mochrie : About... $40,000 a year?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about passing wind] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'll live on in history.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  What is a guy to do,

  Chip Esten : [singing]  when you are famous like me?

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Oops! I poo'd!