The Young Ones (TV Series)

Bomb (1982)

Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan

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Quotes 

• Right Bleeding Bastard : Right, where's this telly. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick you!

  Vyvyan Basterd : It's a toaster.

  Right Bleeding Bastard : It's a telly you yobbo. Give it back I want to Nick ya!

• Rick : Gotcha, Vyvyan! Using my ketchup on your corn flakes!

  Vyvyan : Well I couldn't get any milk out of the fridge!

  Rick : Why, what are you, a spazzy?

  Vyvyan : No, there just happens to be an atom bomb in front of the door!

• Vyvyan : [about the person at the door]  It's probably someone unbelievably boring.

  Neil : [Upon discovering who's at the door]  Oh no! It's the TV detector man!

  Rick : MIKE, YOU BASTARD! Why didn't you buy a license? I can't go to prison, I'm too pretty, I'll get raped!

• Rick : Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our licence!

  Mike TheCoolPerson : We don't.

  Rick : But haven't we got a licence?

  Mike TheCoolPerson : No.

  Rick : But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me a president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licences Against the Nazis!' This is only the beginning!

  Vyvyan Basterd : What are you going to do, Rick? Burn your bra?

  Rick : Well, someone's got to do it, Vyvyan. It's very easy to sit on your backside, isn't it?

  Vyvyan Basterd : Not if you haven't got a bottom!

• Neil : [after all the lentils spill out of the cupboard]  We'll have to have corn flakes.

  Vyvyan : Corn flakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, Neil!

• Vyvyan : Good morning, Neil. Tea ready yet, is it?

  Neil : Shh! The kettle's had a breakdown.

  Vyvyan : Oh, no! That means we'll have to have raw tea again!