The Young Ones (TV Series)
Bomb (1982)
Christopher Ryan: Mike
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Quotes
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Right Bleeding Bastard : Where's your licence?
Mike : As the eunuch said to Mussolini, 'I haven't got one, and if I did, I wouldn't show it to you!'
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Mike : Neil, aren't you going to introduce me to your new friend?
Right Bleeding Bastard : Bastard's the name. But you can call me Right Bleeding, all my friends do- or well, *did*.
Mike : Why, what happened?
Right Bleeding Bastard : I killed him.
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Mike TheCoolPerson : Twenty-seven minutes and thirty-two seconds in the bathroom and Mike looks fantastic. Unlike the kitchen! Neil, what's this mess?
Neil Pye : Well, it's mostly lentils, but there's some crockery mixed in.
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Rick : Absolutely pathetic! There's nothing on at all! Humph! Don't know why we bother to pay our licence!
Mike TheCoolPerson : We don't.
Rick : But haven't we got a licence?
Mike TheCoolPerson : No.
Rick : But that makes me a criminal! Right on! Yeah, this will shake them up at the Anarchists Society! Occupying the refectories! So what? This is the real stuff! I'm a fugitive! A desperado! I'm going to form a new union society, right? With me a president! 'People Who Don't Pay Their TV Licences Against the Nazis!' This is only the beginning!
Vyvyan Basterd : What are you going to do, Rick? Burn your bra?
Rick : Well, someone's got to do it, Vyvyan. It's very easy to sit on your backside, isn't it?
Vyvyan Basterd : Not if you haven't got a bottom!
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Mike : Rick, a social conscience is like a garden shed: you try and eat it, it'll stick in your throat.
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Rick : I notice you haven't written the call down in the book, Mike. That's very interesting, isn't it? I mean, we've got this book here to write down all the calls we make in. I suppose you forgot, did you? Well, I wonder how many other times you conveniently forgot?
Mike : Rick, what are you talking about? This is a pay phone.
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Mike : Look, suicide might be a great hobby, but I wouldn't do it for a living.
