Big Train (TV Series)

Episode #2.1 (2002)

Simon Pegg: Various Roles

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• [Duck watchers are observing ducks in a hide. Suddenly, a gigantic duck comes in and accosts them] 

  Various Roles : Oi! What's going on here? *What* is going on 'ere? Come on, out! I've told you before, haven't I? How many times have I told you before, eh? How many times have I told you before? This is private sanctuary for ducks. Are you a duck?

  Various Roles : No.

  Various Roles : *Are you a duck*?

  Various Roles : No!

  Various Roles : Well, fuck off, then!