NewsRadio (TV Series)
The Breakup (1995)
Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal
Quotes
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Bill McNeal : [after Catherine walks by him, picking his pocket] Oh and by the way if the reason you just picked my pocket was to get my birthdate off my driver's license, I don't keep it in my wallet.
[Catherine quickly looks at the cards in the wallet, seeing no driver's license]
Catherine Duke : Where is it?
Bill McNeal : It's somewhere safe my dear.
[Catherine then throws the wallet back to Bill]
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Catherine Duke : If you ever broadcast my age over the air again, I will beat you to death with your own microphone.
Bill McNeal : You may be 36, but you still have all the spark and sass of a 35-year old.
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Catherine Duke : How would you feel if I told everyone how old you were?
Bill McNeal : I can't say it would bother man.
Catherine Duke : Then how old are you?
Bill McNeal : I don't see how that is relevant to this conversation.
Catherine Duke : All right. When is your birthday?
Bill McNeal : That's getting a little personal, isn't it?
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Bill McNeal : What was that?
Lisa Miller : What was what?
Bill McNeal : Uhhh, Beth gave you something, and then you tried to hide it from me. What was it?
Lisa Miller : Girl thing.
Bill McNeal : ...OK.
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Joe Garrelli : I don't know about anybody else, but I don't really care what you guys do.
Catherine Duke : We do have our own lives.
Bill McNeal : Today we just needed a chance to, you know...
Matthew Brock : Shake out the sillies.
Bill McNeal : Please don't finish my sentences for me.
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Bill McNeal : It's just a word. Words can't hurt you.
Catherine Duke : Well, what if I were to call *you* a name?
Bill McNeal : Go ahead! Who cares?
Catherine Duke : [using Bill's real first name] OK, Evelyn.
Bill McNeal : [seething] ... First of all, it's pronounced "Ee-velyn."