Daria (TV Series)

Lucky Strike (2001)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Ms. Angela Li : Students of Lawndale High.

  Jane Lane : Is that the voice in my head that tells me to kill and kill again?

  Daria Morgendorffer : No. Satan's voice is lower, and he has an English accent.

• [Upchuck peeks through the keyhole of Ms. Li's door] 

  Upchuck : Ooh, I like what I'm seeing...

  Jane : Ms. Li changing her support hose again?

  Daria : That's another habit that'll lead to blindness, Upchuck.

  Jane : But in this case, you'll wish for it.

• Daria : A classroom full of blank faces is a little spooky, until you plant your feet and stare them down.

  Jane : You know, apes interpret that as a gesture of dominance.

  Daria : That's what I just said.

• [Quinn reveals the actual connection between herself and Daria] 

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Besides, why *shouldn't* I act sisterly towards her? After all... she's my sister.

  Sandi Griffin : [gasps]  Did you hear that? Oh, my gosh! Quinn just admitted that weird girl is her sister!

  Stacy : Well, um, of *course* she is, Sandi! We knew that.

  Tiffany Blum-Deckler : We were just being polite about it.