Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1999)

Mary Jo Pehl: Pearl Forrester

Quotes 

• Pearl Forrester : Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now, let's do it right so I can get to the real mad scientist stuff, like pulling the heads off monkeys.

  Professor Bobo : HEY!

  Pearl Forrester : Oh don't even.

  [reads note] 

  Pearl Forrester : Hmmm... Hehehe... Yes, good good good. This is a very good evil experiment. The hypothesis is is that one of you, say Servo, is given complete power and control over the others...

  Tom Servo : [dressed like a Nazi]  Furthermore, all those violating marshal law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers.

  Crow T. Robot , Mike Nelson : [weakly]  Hooray.

  Tom Servo : And finnaly, my good people, give me all your cookies and I won't kill you!

  Crow T. Robot , Mike Nelson : [weaker]  Hooray.

  Pearl Forrester : ...The person in charge will undoubtedly become corrupt. So, take your person in charge and fill his underwear with fire ants.

  Tom Servo : F-f-f-fire ants? I'm no longer fit to lead! I relinquish my power to Mike! I'm a private citizen! You can have your damn cookies back!

  Pearl Forrester : Ah, so we see that fire ants in the underwear can change the course of whole governments.