Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Future War (1999)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo
Quotes
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Tom Servo : [upon seeing one of the actors is named "Robert Z'dar"] Oh, Z'no.
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Tom Servo : Look, the cardboard boxes aren't working, okay? Try throwing a piece of paper or a cotton ball!
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Tom Servo : [as the spaceship comes into view on screen] Wait! Another movie started!
Mike Nelson : [identifies the ship which the front looks much like a dustbuster] Dustbuster Galactica.
Crow T. Robot : [summarizing the film] Maybe this is an anthology of short, plotless movies.
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[seeing the name "Andre Scruggs" in the opening credits]
Tom Servo : Ah, the French country singer.
Crow T. Robot : Yeah, he's usually paired with Guillaume Tubbs.
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Tom Servo : [referring to the fake boxy-looking spaceship] Meanwhile, the things my stereo came in fly through space!
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Tom Servo : Making a bad movie? That's two weeks in solitary confinement.
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Sister Ann : Ever since yesterday at the burial, I've been asking myself...
Tom Servo : "How much do undertakers make?"
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Sister Ann : Let's do this thing.
Tom Servo : What? Here? Now? I mean, I want to do it, but WOW!
