South Park (TV Series)
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (2004)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Men in Crowd, Wall-Mart Manager, Randy Marsh, Grandpa Marsh, Jimmy Valmer, Jim Barkle, Chris Stotch, Builder, Harvey Brown, Wall Mart
Quotes
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Eric Cartman : [the boys are in the movie aisle] Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks!
Kyle Broflovski : Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
Eric Cartman : Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But this way you save like twenty bucks!
Kyle Broflovski : You only need one copy, r-tard!
Eric Cartman : Okay, fine, dumbass, *YOU* go ahead and buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!
Kyle Broflovski : Okay, fine, I *will*!
[grabs a copy]
Kyle Broflovski : Huh, wait a minute! I don't even want *ONE* copy of Time Cop!
[puts it back]
Eric Cartman : Dude, you can't shop for crap.
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Stan Marsh : Jesus Christ... Dad?
Randy Marsh : Stan?
Stan Marsh : Stan: Dad, oh my God!
Randy Marsh : Staaaan!
Stan Marsh : What, Dad, are you dying?
Randy Marsh : No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.
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Stan Marsh : Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Eric Cartman : Hey, guys, wait up. I wanna go with you and help out.
Kyle Broflovski : No way. You want to come with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying Wall-Mart.
Eric Cartman : Nu-uh.
Kyle Broflovski : Yu-hah! you want to come with us so that later I can go "Hah hah, I was working for Wall-Mart all along" or something.
Eric Cartman : I am not, Kyle!
Stan Marsh : Dude, just let him come, the bus is about to leave.
Kyle Broflovski : Alright, fine. Come on, fat-ass.
[Kyle walks off; Cartman takes out a knife]
Eric Cartman : Ha ha, you fools have no idea that I will never let you hurt the Wall-Mart.
Kyle Broflovski : [running back] I heard that!
Eric Cartman : Heard what?
Kyle Broflovski : You said that we have no idea that you are never going to let us hurt the Wall-Mart.
Eric Cartman : That's not what I said!
Stan Marsh : Dude, come on!
Eric Cartman : He's working for the Wall-Mart to stop us from succeeding!
Stan Marsh : Dude, we have to go.
Kyle Broflovski : God damn it.
Stan Marsh : Well, hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
Eric Cartman : [offscreen] Heh heh, you stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall-Mart to stop you from succeeding!
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Stan Marsh : Goddamn, that took a long time.
Kyle Broflovski : It would have been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
Eric Cartman : I did not. I wanna close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do!
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Eric Cartman : If you want to hurt the Wall-Mart, you're gonna have to go through me.
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Eric Cartman : You guys know what? Um, the last thing you do when you die is crap your pants.
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Eric Cartman : Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!
[Cartman slips into a trance]
Eric Cartman : Wall-Mart? are you speaking to me?... My friends... Trying to hurt you again? Yes Wall-Mart, I understand.