South Park (TV Series)

Hooked on Monkey Fonics (1999)

Mary Kay Bergman: Liane Cartman, Hooked on Monkey Fonics Tape, Mayor McDaniels, Mrs. Cotswolds, Rebecca Cotswolds, Principal Victoria

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Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : Does that mean you'll go to the dance?

  Rebecca Cotswolds : You bet your sweet ass I will.

• Mayor McDaniels : [at the spelling bee]  All right, Mark, your word is "conscientious."

  Cartman : [to Kyle]  What? What the fuck does that mean?

• Mayor McDaniels : Eric, your word is "chair."

  Cartman : Uh, definition?

  Mayor McDaniels : Something you sit on.

  Cartman : Country of origin?

  Mayor McDaniels : English!

  Cartman : Could you please use it in a sentence?

  Mayor McDaniels : Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair!"

  Cartman : "Chair." C-H-A-R-E.

  [buzzer sounds] 

  Cartman : Goddamnit! How come I get the hard ones?

  [furiously, as he leaves the stage] 

  Cartman : GET OVER HERE YOU SONOFABITCH FONICS MONKEY!

• Mayor McDaniels : Krocsyldiphithic.

  Kyle Broflovski : Definition?

  Mayor McDaniels : Something which has a krocsyldiph-like quality.

  Kyle Broflovski : Uh, could you use it in a sentence?

  Mayor McDaniels : Certainly. Krocsyldiphithic is a hard word to spell.

  Kyle Broflovski : Krocsyldiphic.

  Jimbo Kern : You can do it, kid! You can do it!

  Kyle Broflovski : Krocsyldiphic. C

  [buzzer sounds] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Dammit!

  Jimbo Kern : You little bastard, you cost me fifty bucks!