The Brady Bunch (TV Series)

The Un-Underground Movie (1970)

Robert Reed: Mike Brady

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Quotes 

• Mike Brady : [as the family are all seated for dinner]  Say, what's taking Bobby so long?

  Peter Brady : I don't know. I haven't seen him.

  Mike Brady : [to Peter]  Well, go call your brother.

  Peter Brady : [hollering]  BOOOOBBBBY!

  [everyone, including Alice, is startled] 

  Mike Brady : [annoyed]  I said, go call him. Not scream for him. I could have done that.

• Greg Brady : [Peter continues to shake the box of snow too early]  Peter! Will you stop the snow?

  Peter Brady : [annoyed]  Didn't you say, "snow"?

  Greg Brady : I said, "show". Oh, boy!

  Mike Brady : Greg, now, calm down. What's wrong?

  Greg Brady : I'm trying to make a movie, Dad. Everybody wants lunch, except this guy. He wants snow.

• Mike Brady : [goes into the family room to see Greg typing away on his screenplay, late at night]  Greg?

  Greg Brady : [startled]  Oh!

  Mike Brady : What are you doing up?

  Greg Brady : Oh, I'm working on the screenplay for my movie.

  Mike Brady : What, now?

  Greg Brady : Well, I'm too excited to sleep. Besides, my mind works best at this time of night.

  Mike Brady : [sarcastically]  Oh, good. When you get a little older, I'll send you to night school.

• Mike Brady : [Peter's shaking of the snow box without cue starts to rattle Mike's nerves]  Peter! Hold the snow!

  Peter Brady : But, Greg said...

  Mike Brady : [annoyed]  Never mind! HOLD it!

• Mike Brady : [looking at the fake snow flakes]  Say, what are these?

  Bobby Brady : Corn flakes.

  Carol Brady : Corn flakes?

  Cindy Brady : We sprayed white paint on them.

  Jan Brady : A dozen boxes.

  Marcia Brady : And a bag of mashed potato flakes.

  Carol Brady : Corn flakes and mashed potato flakes?

  Mike Brady : That's an expensive snow storm.

  Alice Nelson : [tasting one]  Pretty fattening, too.

• Carol Brady : [to Peter and Bobby about their Indian cues]  Do you guys know what you're supposed to do?

  Peter Brady : We attack the fort.

  Bobby Brady : Yeah, attack the fort.

  Greg Brady : No, you're friendly Indians. You come in peace.

  Peter Brady : We don't attack?

  Greg Brady : No.

  [turns around] 

  Greg Brady : Now, Alice...

  Peter Brady : [to Carol]  Couldn't we attack the fort and then make friends?

  Carol Brady : Peter, Greg does not want an attack.

  Bobby Brady : Then what do you need Indians for?

  Greg Brady : [exasperated]  Dad?

  Mike Brady : Bobby, the Indians were friendly, at first. They didn't start fighting until their land was taken away.

  Bobby Brady : You mean the Pilgrims took away all the Indians' land?

  Mike Brady : That's right. Well, at first, they didn't take much of it.

  Peter Brady : Then how about not much of an attack?