House M.D. (TV Series)

All In (2006)

Lisa Edelstein: Dr. Lisa Cuddy

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• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House]  You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards and a little less time staring at my breasts.

  Dr. Gregory House : They don't match either.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to Wilson]  Tell House the patient is about to kill the doctor.

  Dr. James Wilson : She says the patient...

  Dr. Gregory House : I heard. What've you got?

  Dr. James Wilson : Well, Cuddy just raised and uhh...

  Dr. Gregory House : You're paired.

  Dr. James Wilson : What?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nines?

  Dr. James Wilson : [looks shocked and looks around to see if House is standing behind him]  How do you know?

  Dr. Gregory House : Anything lower, you wouldn't sound so excited. Jacks or higher, your voice sounds like Debbie from accounting is sitting in your lap.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy]  How's it going? You win?

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I got called away. By the angry parents of a patient. There are three of you here, none of you had the sense to stop him, to pick up a phone and call me.

  Dr. Gregory House : I told them you'd signed off. The parents are mad because their kid is dying. That's understandable, but if he doesn't die, they won't be mad anymore.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well, if he's brain-damaged, they might still be a little ticked.

  Dr. Gregory House : I had to do it to save him.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You had to do it to diagnose Esther. You may have killed a 6-year-old because you're obsessed with a woman who's been dead for 12 years. Sometimes you lose, House. You're not God!

  Dr. Gregory House : He's not dead yet.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No, but you're done with him. It's my case now. Go home, go ride your motorcycle, go brood in a dark room. Just don't go near Ian again.

• Dr. Gregory House : You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.