Futurama (TV Series)
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Human Friend, Sal, Antonio Calculon, Jr. (malfunctioning), Cool-o-Meter, Additional Voices
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Quotes
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Bender : And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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Bender : I read the script, and I think it would help my character's motivation if he was on fire.
Director : Don't worry about the script. We rewrote the part to better suit your acting abilities.
Bender : Ah, so now my character has a British accent?
Director : No, now your character's in a coma. Get in bed and don't move.
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Bender : You're watching Futurama: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.
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Bender : Bender must be stopped! I have gone too far. Who does that guy think I am?
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Bender : Viewers of the world, do smoking and drinking on TV really make me cool? Of course they do.
[He blows some cigar smoke]
Bender : How 'bout committing crimes and violence? Again, the answer is "yes". But do we really want our kids exposed to that kind of trash on TV? I say absolutely not!
[He accidentally fires Farnsworth's laser and a laser bolt flies over Farnsworth's head, narrowly missing him. Bender clears his throat]
Bender : Uh... on the other hand, most, perhaps all the blame, rests with the parents. That's right, you!
[He points his firearms at the FART mob and they gasp and duck]
Bender : And so I ask you this one question: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
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Bender : Antonio here, but you may call me Bender. I've got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut!
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Casting Director : Have you ever been on TV before?
Bender : Once, when I took those hostages.
Calculon : I saw that. You were good.
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Bender : Bandidos, eh? This is perfect, because I happen to have a flawless Spanish accent. "I will see Adeeos, Padre. Come, Jesoos, my faithful chee-hua-hua. Tonight we eat some gee-oo-ack-a-mole by del ree-o."