Futurama (TV Series)

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Antonio Calculon, Jr.

Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Those ruffians smoked one of your cigars.

  Hermes Conrad : That's not a cigar... and it's not mine.

• Calculon : [scene from All My Circuits]  Oh, Monique! Why did we wait so many years to bathe in champagne?

  [fishes some out of the tub and drinks it] 

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : [parachutes through the window and lands in front of them]  Father! I have discovered the shocking secret mother has kept from you for 200 years.

  Monique : No. *No!*

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : Brace yourself for when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia!

• Hermes Conrad : There's enough cool stuff here to furnish a happening pad. Where did it all come from?

  Tinny Tim : Don't tell, comrades. All for one and one for all.

  Dwight Conrad : We stole it!

  Tinny Tim : Oh, crumb.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : There'll be no further nasty! We still have the option of resorting to violence.

  Hermes Conrad : What makes you think that'll work?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I saw it on TV in that episode where Bender shot Calculon. How cool is that?