Futurama (TV Series)
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, TV Announcer, Network President
Quotes
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Calculon : That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
Fry : Yay, Bender!
Turanga Leela : We demand Bender!
Calculon : However, you've got the job.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Those ruffians smoked one of your cigars.
Hermes Conrad : That's not a cigar... and it's not mine.
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Cubert J. Farnsworth : Hey, dad. Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : What? Such an act would be most uncomfortable for both of us.
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Turanga Leela : Children don't turn rotten just because of what they see on TV.
Fry : Yeah, give some credit to our public schools.
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TV Announcer : We now return to everyone's favorite show, already in progress. Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
[TV shows Hypnotoad staring]
Fry : This show has been going downhill since season 3.
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Fry : What kind of bozos would form a Bender protest group?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, everyone! Hermes and I have formed a Bender protest group.
Dr. Zoidberg : That was uncanny.
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Fry : Look, there's that child actor who grew up and robbed a convenience store.
Turanga Leela : And there's that child actor who grew up and became a convenience store.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : There'll be no further nasty! We still have the option of resorting to violence.
Hermes Conrad : What makes you think that'll work?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I saw it on TV in that episode where Bender shot Calculon. How cool is that?
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Dr. Zoidberg : [arrives at Cubert's birthday party dressed as a tramp] Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp.
Turanga Leela : Since when do you perform children parties?
Dr. Zoidberg : Performing? What? Can anyone spare some money to buy a pair of shoes?
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Turanga Leela : Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far. There are a lot of professional child robots here.
Fry : Look, there's Macaulay Culkin.
Turanga Leela : He's just not cute since he had puberty installed.
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Network President : Greetings. You all know my execubots. Executive Alpha, who is programmed to only like what he has seen before...
Executive Alpha : Hey, *hey*, hey!
Network President : Executive Beta, who is programmed to roll dice to determine the fall schedule...
Executive Beta : [throws dice] More reality programming.
Network President : ...and Executive Gamma, who is programmed to underestimate Middle America.
Executive Gamma : It's funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors?