The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Getting Settled (1962)
Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway
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Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : [inquiring after Jethro's Oxford credentials] I presume he went to Eton as a boy?
Jed Clampett : If I know Jethro, he went to eatin' the minute he was born.
Jane Hathaway : Yes of course. I suppose his father matriculated him?
Jed Clampett : I kinda think maybe it was his ma.
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Jane Hathaway : What kind of a cook are you?
Daisy Moses : I'm a cook with a stove that don't draw, food that's froze solid, chickens that can't be caught, eggs that can't be broke and a smart-alecky city woman tellin' me my business.
Jane Hathaway : Mind your tongue little woman I can have your job.
Daisy Moses : You sure can and the sooner the better.
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Jane Hathaway : What are we cooking for Mr. Clampett?
Daisy Moses : Well I don't know what you're cookin', but if he wants any vittles from me, somebody better shoot a possum.
Jane Hathaway : Possum?
Daisy Moses : You got a better idea?
Jane Hathaway : But of course, a nice fluffy soufflé.
Daisy Moses : All right. You shoot it and you skin it.
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Jane Hathaway : Jethro, you can take that pink chicken back out to the cement pond. We're goin' out and shoot us a nice big fluffy soufflé.
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Jed Clampett : As a matter of fact, Jethro won the eatin' championship.
Jane Hathaway : How marvelous. What was he champion of?
Jed Clampett : Eatin'.
Jane Hathaway : I know, but what was it? Cricket?
Jed Clampett : No, no, it was crawdad. I don't think even Jethro would eat crickets.