Quotes
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Lisa Miller : How could you do that?
Max Lewis : Do what?
Lisa Miller : Steal my idea. "This Day In History" was my idea.
Max Lewis : You should be glad that I took your little idea and gave it a little of that Max Louis pinish.
Lisa Miller : First of all, the word is pronounced "panache", and second of all, it was incredibly inaccurate.
Max Lewis : That's part of the pinish!
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[after Max's "this day in history" segment]
Lisa Miller : The Marines did not have a luau to celebrate the battle of Guadalcanal.
Max Lewis : I know. I wanted "La Bamba."
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Max Lewis : On this date in 1777, there was a brief lull in the fighting at Valley Forge. Why don't we take the opportunity to make a direct, person-to-person call to General George Washington on the Max Louis history phone?
[phone rings]
Max Lewis : Hello? Hello? Is this the father of our country?
Joe Garrelli : Yeah.
Max Lewis : Well, sir - these must be bleak times for your ragtag band of starving revolutionaries.
Joe Garrelli : Sucks, dude.
Max Lewis : Tell me - what strategy will you use to defeat the waves of invading redcoats?
Joe Garrelli : The only strategy I know: A straight-up, street-smart, all-American ass kicking!
Max Lewis : You heard it first! You heard it live - on Max Lewis's This Day in History!
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Lisa Miller : This time just keep it simple, get in and get out.
Joe Garrelli : [shouting] Get in, get out! Got it!
Lisa Miller : Joe, you don't have to yell.
Max Lewis : Take off your earplugs!
Joe Garrelli : I'm not wearing them, I'm just pumped!
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Max Lewis : Matthew, did you proofread that article I gave you?
Matthew Brock : Nope.
Max Lewis : Why not?
Matthew Brock : Because I didn't feel like it.
Max Lewis : Isn't that kind of your job?
Matthew Brock : Oh, so now my job is to serve the great Max Louis? Why don't you go ask some other jackass, cause this one ain't listening!
[Gives Max a quarter]
Matthew Brock : Here, go find a pay phone and call someone who cares.
Max Lewis : Hey! Pay phones are 35 cents now.
