Robot Chicken (TV Series)
Easter Basket (2006)
Dan Milano: Gohan, Nutcracker
Quotes
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Gohan : I'll get this one, Dad!
[attacks the Nutcracker with the Nimbus Cloud]
Gohan : You're not so tough!
Nutcracker : Testicle attack number 49!
[punches Gohan in the crotch]
Gohan : Ow! My dragon balls!
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Gohan : Dad, who are those guys?
Goku : Kung-Fu legends! That's the Little Drummer Boy, whose mystical drum conjures up demons most foul. That's the Nutcracker, who knows over 100 testicle-based attacks. And Composite Santa Claus, who looks like one half Santa, one half Frosty the Snowman.
Gohan : What are Composite Santa's powers?
Goku : I don't know, but he freaks me right the fuck out!
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Gohan : Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?
Goku : You're damn right I could!
[footsteps are heard]
Gohan : Dad, is that Santa on the roof?
Goku : Well, if not, I got a present for him...
[shoots at the roof; Santa tumbles down the chimney]
Gohan : Santa! Santa!
Santa Claus : Oh, my motherfucking knee! Aw, fuck! Shit! Aw, fucking fuck it all to hell! That hurts like a motherfucker!
Gohan : Dad, what's a fucker?
[Goku laughs embarrassedly]
