Roseanne (TV Series)

Somebody Stole My Gal (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [about their relentlessly annoying, needy visitor]  He's a human being.

  Dan Conner : [angrily]  You got proof of that?

• Burt Drucker : Dan, Roseanne, this has been the best night, the best weekend of my life. And I want to thank you in the only way I see fit... I'm leaving.

  Dan Conner : Burt. Don't... don't toy with us.

• Dan Conner : I had a dream last night, I was on my way to Oz with DJ and Toto, the Wicked Witch looked in her crystal ball, Burt Drucker was one of the flying monkeys.