Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006 Video Game)

Paul Nakauchi: Japanese Men, Ninjas, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Crypto : You know, I did save your life, the least you could do is thank me.

  Dr. Go : Thank you? This is insult! I will not say those two words!

  Crypto : How about these three? Don't kill me!

  Dr. Go : [flatly]  Don't kill me.

  Crypto : Come on, say it like you mean it. If you want some extra motivation...

  Dr. Go : Ah don't kill me, please don't kill me!

  Crypto : That's more like it, now you just keep saying that and it might just save your life.

• White Ninja : [thought scan in haiku]  Angelina J/You've not even been born yet/But I can't wait.

• The White Ninja Leader : I am not teenaged/Nor a mutant/Nor a turtle. Loved the comic though.

• The White Ninja Leader : We will defend you to the death o' Furon Lord, but first we must compose our death haikus.

  The Black Ninja Leader : Kill them all and take their precious articfact.

  Crypto : Hey, no one screws with my cult but me!

• The White Ninja Leader : In the beginning, great ninja sensei wear gray, and his students wear gray.

  Crypto : Yeah, I saw the movie: old master dies, his students split and eventually oppose each other like black opposes white. Am I right or am I right?

  The White Ninja Leader : Wrong, the guy stop selling gray fabric. We wanted to be black, but those bastards put their order in first!

• The White Ninja Leader : Sensei, tell us what to do. Show us a sign. Should we sacrifice evil temptress demon?

  Crypto : Now what's all this crap about an demon temptress?

  The White Ninja Leader : We caught her stealing food from the er...

  Crypto : You kidnapped a women from the supermarket?

  White Ninja : No! No! Of course not!

  The White Ninja Leader : Well, yes, definitely. But you do it all the time, what about Miss Rockwell in first game?

  Crypto : That's different!

• White Ninja : [during Crypto's speech]  1100!1250! 1200! 1250!

  Crypto : Stop that!

  White Ninja : 1350! 1500! Do I have 2000?

  Crypto : Stop that! Who started this?

  White Ninja : [whistles nonchalantly] 

  Crypto : Yeah well, just remember, you mock Arkvoodle and you get one up the ass from yours truly!

• Crypto : My name is Luke... Crypto and I'm here to rescue you.

  Dr. Go : You... you are Furon!

  Crypto : That's right and today is the greatest day of your life.

• Dr. Go : The gaijan who stole Yuki from me has the final code. He is KGB head called Sascha Soychorski.

  Crypto : Now that's what I call a subtle gag...

• The White Ninja Leader : [thinking in haiku]  Angelina J/You've not even been born yet/But I can't wait.

• Japanese Man : [thinking]  Should I join White Ninja? Or Black Ninja? On one hand, White Ninja are in glorious harmony with universe. On other hand, Black Ninja get to live on island north of Takoshima City. White Ninja get spiritual fulfillment. Black Ninja get paid. Black Ninja.