Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Manners Suck (1994)

David Spade: Mr. Manners

Quotes 

• Butt-head : [Beavis and Butthead are both making flatulating sounds with their hands]  Hey Beavis, machine gunner.

  Beavis : Oh yeah, I get those.

  Mr. Manners : Excuse me boys, but it's rather rude to make noises and interrupt me... when it's MY turn to talk.

  Butt-head : Uhhh, we were doing this long before you came in sir.

  Beavis : Yeah, you interrupted US. Butthole!

• Mr. Manners : Manners are an enjoyable way to create a favorable impression with others. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll do a little role-playing. Now I'll need a couple of volunteers.

  Butt-head : Uh, pole playing?

  Beavis : Uh, yeah. I can do that!

  Mr. Manners : Ok. But what's the magic word?

  Butt-head : Uh...

  Beavis : Um..."Aggercadabra"?

  Mr. Manners : Now come on, what do you say when you want something?

  Butt-head : Oh. Uh..."Buttwipe"?

  Beavis : Yeah, give me something, buttwipe heh heh. Bunghole. heh heh. "Bunghole"! Heh heh heh heh heh

• Mr. Manners : [to butthead whilst trying to teach the boys about the importance of manners]  Listen you little twerp! This is my job! This is how I make money! Don't screw with me! Now how about using some manners?

  Butt-head : Manners suck!

  Beavis : Hey butthead, don't screw with him!

  Butt-head : Yeah, he sure does like to touch!

  Beavis : Yeah, he tried to touch my weiner!

  Mr. Manners : What? You little liar!

  [grabs Beavis] 

  Beavis : Back off, you pervert!

• Mr Manners : [picking up Beavis by his shirt collar]  He's lying!

  Mr. Van Driessen : [Beavis screams as Mr Van Driessen walks in the room]  Hey, don't you dare lay a finger on my students. Beavis, did he hit you?

  Beavis : Heh. Um, yes sir, he did. Thank you for your concern.

  Mr Manners : Why you little dirtball!

  Mr. Van Driessen : You want to touch my students, I'll touch you.

  Mr Manners : I'll get you, you little putz!

  Butt-head : Uh, no thank you, sir.

  Beavis : [class eggs Mr Van Driessen and Mr Manners on]  Yeah, thank you that through.

  Mr. Van Driessen : Stop it, you're going to jail, jackass.