Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006 Video Game)

Lazlow: Commercial, Self

Quotes 

• Couzin Ed : Yeah, the rock makes it feel so good!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : I'm touching myself.

  Couzin Ed : Speaking of which, after losing my pinky, I've mastered my butterfly knife which is the pinnacle of reckless living. My face in roast beef!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : The pinnacle of reckless living is a butterfly knife?

  Couzin Ed : Yeah, or in your case, it's probably staying up till ten on a school night. Knives are cool! Rock is cool! Couzin Ed is cool. Lazlow sucks. I love sluts!

• Lazlow - V-Rock : [Plays Dokken's "Breaking the Chains"]  Dokken!

  Couzin Ed : "Breaking the Chains." I keep Lazlow tied to a chain in the corner so he doesn't ruin my show. Or grab my ass.

• Lazlow - V-Rock : Hey, you're on V-Rock with Couzin Ed... And Lazlow... And uh... Damn.

  Couzin Ed : You are doing this all wrong!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : What?

  Couzin Ed : You sound about as much fun as a chainsaw enema! And trust me, that's not a lot of fun. You want to sound like you're the party organizer, not the funeral director!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : Well, give a break here. I'm just trying to be myself.

  Couzin Ed : No wonder we're suffering. This is V-Rock, shithead, not Emotion!