Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006 Video Game)

Couzin Ed: Self

Quotes 

• Couzin Ed : Punk and new wave can go to hell! That's right, go to hell! But not the hell I'm going to. That's the fun hell. You'll go to the crappy hell!

• Couzin Ed : [to Lazlow]  You're part wimp, part pussy. That's a wuss, and that's you, my friend!

• Couzin Ed : Hey, Lazlow, if you don't shut up, you'll be the only intern I've ever fired!

• Couzin Ed : Couzin Ed here! I'm the cousin you can sleep with and tell your mom. Hell, bring her too! I probably had her anyway!

  VRock Voice : This is V-Rock!

  Couzin Ed : Let's turn it up to twelve... Bitch!

• Couzin Ed : Yeah, the rock makes it feel so good!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : I'm touching myself.

  Couzin Ed : Speaking of which, after losing my pinky, I've mastered my butterfly knife which is the pinnacle of reckless living. My face in roast beef!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : The pinnacle of reckless living is a butterfly knife?

  Couzin Ed : Yeah, or in your case, it's probably staying up till ten on a school night. Knives are cool! Rock is cool! Couzin Ed is cool. Lazlow sucks. I love sluts!

• Couzin Ed : We got fans who are gonna be backstage at the Love Fist show. How? We gave away tickets and the winner died in a drunk driving accident. Yeah!

• Lazlow - V-Rock : [Plays Dokken's "Breaking the Chains"]  Dokken!

  Couzin Ed : "Breaking the Chains." I keep Lazlow tied to a chain in the corner so he doesn't ruin my show. Or grab my ass.

• Lazlow - V-Rock : Hey, you're on V-Rock with Couzin Ed... And Lazlow... And uh... Damn.

  Couzin Ed : You are doing this all wrong!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : What?

  Couzin Ed : You sound about as much fun as a chainsaw enema! And trust me, that's not a lot of fun. You want to sound like you're the party organizer, not the funeral director!

  Lazlow - V-Rock : Well, give a break here. I'm just trying to be myself.

  Couzin Ed : No wonder we're suffering. This is V-Rock, shithead, not Emotion!

• Couzin Ed : You know how some guys grow their hair long and they look like rock stars while others, they just look like ugly girls? Little Lazzy here's looking pretty damn feminine. Aren't you, honey?