Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

The Spot Removers (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Richard Rickover : Hey, Beaver, your mom is ok. How did she ever get so pretty?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I don't know. I think she was that way when my father got her.

• Richard Rickover : [in Beaver's bedroom]  Hey, Beaver, you got a horse?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Nah.

  Richard Rickover : Then how come you've got horseshoes?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : For good luck.

  Richard Rickover : Well, heck, if you had good luck, you'd have a horse.

• Ward Cleaver : Well, how was the fishing trip?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, it was real neat, Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but we saw a man slip on a wet rock and we heard almost everything he said.

• Eddie Haskell : [seeing that Beaver is worried about ruining Wally's suit coat]  Boy, you're scared, huh?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, it's not only that, but I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt Wally for anything in the whole world.

  Eddie Haskell : Boy, you're not only scared, you're sloppy.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [asking Wally about a party he went to]  Did you take all those records, and dance with girls?

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah, I danced with some girls.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Well, did they have any good stuff to eat?

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Wally, I'm your brother, so you can tell me this: Which do you like better, dancin' with girls, or eatin'?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, with some girls I'd rather be dancin', but other girls, when I'm dancin' with them, I'd rather be eatin'.