SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nasty Patty/Idiot Box (2002)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Professor

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Quotes 

• TV Narrator : [Squidward turns on the television, only to see a documentary about boxes]  It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly.

  Old Man Jenkins : [channel changes to Old Man Jenkins in an Austrian accent]  The equation is illustrated here by this box.

  Nat Peterson : [channel changes to a soap opera]  I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.

  Abigail Marge : That's what I got *you!*

  Squidward : [increasingly frustrated]  Isn't there anything on that isn't about *boxes?*

  News Anchor : [channel changes to boxing match]  And welcome back to Championship Boxing!

  Squidward : I guess this is OK. I mean, it's not really about boxes.

  [the bell rings and two boxes go at each other] 

  Squidward : I give up.

• Squidward : Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Pretty smart, huh?

  Patrick : I thought it wouldn't work.

• Squidward : I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day!

• Policeman Inside Box : Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!

  Squidward : What do they want with me? What did I do?

  [gasps] 

  Squidward : Obviously I violated some new box kicking law!

  [walks out of his house showing the green box] 

  Squidward : Look, officers, everything's okay. I won't do it again!

  Criminal Inside Box : You'll never take me alive, coppers!

• Squidward : Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider.

• Squidward : [after thinking Spongebob and Patrick made all those realistic noises using a tape recorder]  Alright, where is it?

  Patrick : [pops out of Squidward's little green box]  Here I am.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Where's what, Squidward?

  Squidward : Don't where's what Squidward me! Where's that tape recorder?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward.

  Squidward : Don't we don't have a tape recorder Squidward me!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But we don't.

  Patrick : We do have a tape recorder box.

• Squidward : Will you two shut up?