SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nasty Patty/Idiot Box (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Police, Astronaut

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Quotes 

• Squidward : Let me get this straight. You two bought a big screen television just so you could play in the box?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Pretty smart, huh?

  Patrick : I thought it wouldn't work.

• Mr. Krabs : We've been duped!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : *Duped*!

  Mr. Krabs : Bamboozled!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We've been smeckledorfed!

  Mr. Krabs : That's not even a word and I agree with ya!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : But Mister Krabs, there's no reason to worry. The Krusty Krab is the most perfect place in the universe.

  Mr. Krabs : You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, son?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : You're right, Mr. Krabs. I'm guilty. I'll never survive in prison. They'll mop up the floor with me!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, we don't need television! Not as long as we have our imaginaaaaaaaation!

• Mr. Krabs : [barricades the freezer]  There is no ice! There's never been any ice. Ice is just a myth.

  Cop #2 : Step aside. You people act like you've committed a murder.

  Mr. Krabs : Okay, I'll confess. Spongebob killed him!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What? You can't pin this whole rap on me!

  Mr. Krabs : He was insane. Out of control! He would've killed me too if you hadn't come along.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It was all Mr. Krabs' idea.

  Mr. Krabs : Put him down now! He's a mad dog!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : He wears curlers to bed!

  Mr. Krabs : Wait! It's not what you think!

• Squidward : [after thinking Spongebob and Patrick made all those realistic noises using a tape recorder]  Alright, where is it?

  Patrick : [pops out of Squidward's little green box]  Here I am.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Where's what, Squidward?

  Squidward : Don't where's what Squidward me! Where's that tape recorder?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward.

  Squidward : Don't we don't have a tape recorder Squidward me!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But we don't.

  Patrick : We do have a tape recorder box.