Psych (TV Series)

Who Ya Gonna Call? (2006)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

Quotes 

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : The voice told me that our house was built on an old Indian burial ground. She said... she said she was sad because she had died many moons ago and was trapped between worlds. And when I asked her her name, Shawn, she said, "My name...

  Shawn Spencer : [imitating ghost's voice]  "My name is Wilting Flower. I died without knowing love. Will you be my friend?"

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : [startled]  H-How did you know that? I never told that to anyone before.

  Shawn Spencer : *I* was Wilting Flower. Gus! I can't believe that you fell for that!

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Don't touch that, it's blood!

  [Shawn dips his finger in the substance, then tastes it] 

  Shawn Spencer : It's not blood.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Enjoy your hepatitis.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [about the new secretary]  Does she answer the phone?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes, but only her cell phone. She's expecting a call from Milan.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Does she file?

  Shawn Spencer : Mostly her nails.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Coffee?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes, she wants one.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : I've got a cold spot. Right here, feel it?

  Shawn Spencer : Yes... yes, I do. Robert, we've definitely got something here.

  [lowers his voice] 

  Shawn Spencer : You're standing under a vent.

• Shawn Spencer : [seeing a car about to hit them]  Gus?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What?

  Shawn Spencer : I think maybe we should move.

• Shawn Spencer : Now all we need to figure out is how to bring out the woman so that we can talk to her.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Okay, okay. Triggers.

  Shawn Spencer : We shoot him, then what?

• Shawn Spencer : Check the doors and windows? That's all you did?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah why?

  [Shawn uses a napkin to remove a lipstick kiss from Gus's forehead] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Where did that come from?

  Shawn Spencer : Don't look at me. *I'm* not wearing lipstick.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [waking up in the passenger seat of his car]  What time is it?

  Shawn Spencer : Daytime!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Where are we?

  Shawn Spencer : Pallo Alto.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : San Fransisco?

  Shawn Spencer : No, but close. Robert's ex-girlfriend lives up here.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What happened?

  Shawn Spencer : Ok, I *may* have dropped six allergy pills in your Frosty while you were in the bathroom.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Kidnapping! That's what this is!

• Shawn Spencer : So, Regina, this message on the wall, this was your way of trying to get Robert's attention.

  Robert Dunn : [as Regina]  Well, he doesn't even know I'm alive.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Why not write him a letter... an email... a post-it even.

• Shawn Spencer : Gus, she found another doctor. She's seeing him today!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : When?

  Shawn Spencer : [dramatically]  Right now!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Right *now*, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : Like in ten minutes.