Tue, Apr 29, 2014
TV weather man Bill Onion is made redundant and replaced by a sexy young woman. His chance for a comeback occurs when he is invited by best friend Jez to his wedding to the imperious Selina, where a TV executive to whom Jez will effect an introduction, is the best man. Selina does not like Bill, especially when he eats pastries destined for a charity function and worse is to follow when Bill and his wife Faith lose the wedding present and replace it with cheap glasses bought at a garage. To save the day Bill swaps labels with an expensively packaged gift, only to find that he has somehow doomed himself to becoming a bone marrow donor.
Tue, May 13, 2014
Faced with prosecution for benefit fraud Gary flees to Rudley abbey and becomes a novice monk. He is not a success, his suggestion for a suggestion box antagonizing volatile second in command Brother Francis, who is even less impressed when Gary breaks the monastery bell. However Gary discovers that a past brother was an expert wine maker with his recipe still at the abbey so Gary goes into business marketing the wine though he has to stop when two of the monks get drunk trying to sell it. He opens a wine bar in the crypt but Francis is quick to shut it down. Fortunately he finds something in the monastery to sell on 'Antiques Road Show', thus gaining the money for another bell.