My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Born a Gamblin Man (2006)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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• Disease Control leader : Earl, maybe you need to ask yourself if you have a gambling problem.

  Earl Hickey : Hmm, no, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?

• Earl Hickey : You want me to teach you how to be less gay so you can sleep with more men?

  [Kenny nods] 

  Earl Hickey : Okay.

• Earl Hickey : Remember, real men keep their emotions bottled up until they explode, and then they punch something that has nothing to do with what they're mad at.