Frisky Dingo (TV Series)

Blind Faith (2006)

Adam Reed: Xander Crews

Quotes 

• Xander Crews : Look, when I was his age, I was, like, a chronic masturbator. Kinda still am. The point is... I like it. I would like to masturbate in this car right now, if I had my stuff with me. What were we even talking about?

• Xander Crews : Hi... Fun-bags, I'm Xander. Where's my idiot girlfriend?

  Grace Ryan : Hiyaw!

  Xander Crews : [Antagony punches Xander in the face. Xander flies across the lawn into a car]  Ahhh! Ugh.

  Grace Ryan : Grace Ryan is dead! And now you, Xander Crews, shall join her in... being dead.

  Xander Crews : Who even are you?

  Grace Ryan : My name is Antagony!

  Xander Crews : [awkward pause]  Really?