Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)

Monday (2007)

Merritt Wever: Suzanne

Quotes 

• Matt Albie : [believes Luke Scott is bidding on a date with Harriett for a Women United Through Faith online charity auction]  Bid $501!

  Suzanne : Really?

  Matt Albie : Yes

  Suzanne : $501?

  Matt Albie : I am not giving these people any more money than I have to, bid $501!

  Suzanne : Any choice of user name?

  Matt Albie : Make something up.

  Suzanne : [typing]  Boss... sexy.

  Matt Albie : NOT Boss Sexy!

  Suzanne : Ahh, too late!

• Matt Albie : Lukes5858, is he still bidding?

  Suzanne : He's the last bid, $1200.

  Matt Albie : $1200 I gotta give to abstinence people?

  Suzanne : $1201?

  Matt Albie : [pause]  Alright, do it. And can you find me some non-profit organization that fundamentally does the opposite of what these guys do so I can donate an equal amount to them and make it a wash?

  Suzanne : That means an organization that encourages people to have sex.

  Matt Albie : It's L.A! You should be able to throw a rock and hit one!