South Park (TV Series)

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (2007)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, TV Announcer, Stephen Stotch, Jesse Jackson, Dr. David Nelson, Mr. Mackey, Passerby, Taunting Child, Redneck #2, Redneck #3, Michael Richards, Scott, Senator #2, Senator #4, News Reporter

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Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : [about what his dad said on Wheel of Fortune]  Hey, Token. I just wanted to let you know that everything is cool now. My dad apologized to Jesse Jackson.

  Token : Oh, I see. So I'm supposed to feel all better now?

  Stan Marsh : Well, yeah.

  Token : You just don't get it, Stan.

  Stan Marsh : Dude, Jesse Jackson said it's OK!

  Token : Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!

  [Token walks away] 

  Stan Marsh : He told my dad he was.

• Stan Marsh : Listen, Token, my dad isn't a racist, he's just stupid, alright? He just blurted out the N-word and it's no big deal, okay?

  Token : Uh, well, actually it is kind of a big deal Stan.

  Eric Cartman : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...

  Token : It may be a mistake, but you don't know how it feels when that word comes out. So don't say it isn't a big deal.

  Eric Cartman : Oh shit, here we go! It's on! Race War! Race War! Race War! Race war's on everybody! It's going down! Shit is going down!

  Stan Marsh : Token, my dad wasn't trying to be offensive, just forget about it.

  Token : That's easy for you to say Stan.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, come on, here we go.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah, but he didn't say it anger or anything like that.

  Token : That doesn't mean I can just be fine.

  Eric Cartman : Race war, come on! Race war!

  Token : If you really think it's not a big deal, then you really are ignorant. That's all. I'm not fighting anybody.

  [Token walks away] 

  Eric Cartman : Token forfeits. Whites win! Whites win! Race war's over everybody! Whites won again!

• Randy Marsh : [on Wheel of Fortune]  All right, I'd like to solve the puzzle...

  [Imitating Sergeant Joe Friday from Dragnet] 

  Randy Marsh : Niggers!

• Randy Marsh : Words with venom, words that bind, / Words used like weapons to cloud my mind. / I'm a person, I'm a man, but no matter how I try, / People just say, "Hey! There's that Nigger Guy." / Everywhere I go it's always the same, / Everyone just thinks of me as that one single name. / "Hey Nigger Guy!" "Nigger Guy!" "Hi Nigger Guy!" Stop! / Now go, call me Nigger Guy, fill me with your hate, / Try to bring me down, boop bop you're too late. / When will it end? Will there ever be a time / Where I can be thought of as more then just Nigger Guy? / Respect.

• Dr. David Nelson : Words are like bullets and I let them pass right through me.

• Dr. David Nelson : I've proven my point. My work here is done.

  Stan Marsh : What was his point?

  Kyle Broflovski : I have no idea.