30 Rock (TV Series)

Up All Night (2007)

Katrina Bowden: Cerie

Quotes 

• Toofer : Okay, I got a hard one: Osama bin Laden, Martha Stewart, Jenna.

  Frank Rossitano : Bone Osama bin Laden, to shame him, and then his own people would murder him. Marry Martha Stewart, 'cause, you know, she seems like a dirty bird, and kill Jenna.

  Josh Girard : Cerie, marry, boff, kill: Lutz, Toofer or Kenneth.

  Cerie : I'd marry Toofer, because he's classy. I'd kill Lutz. Sorry, Lutz.

  Lutz : The thought that you'd do anything to me is awesome.

  Cerie : And I'd boff Kenneth.

• Kenneth Parcell : Well, it's like Dr. Laura Schlessinger says, "Women should be more accommodating to their men for the health of the marriage."

  Cerie : She sounds smart. Is she really a doctor?

  Kenneth Parcell : No, I think she's kinda like Dr. Pepper.

• Liz Lemon : Cerie, do you mind working late on Valentine's Day?

  Cerie : No, I don't care. Aris and I are in a huge fight anyway.

  Liz Lemon : Well... Aris? Is that your fiancé, Aris?

  Cerie : Yeah, he keeps sending me all these flowers to apologize, but he's still insisting on having a Greek Orthodox wedding, but I really disagree with the church's stance on Cyprus.