Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Muppet Baby Boom (1988)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• [Fozzie stops Piggy's baby doll from crying] 

  Piggy : How did you do that, Fozzie?

  Fozzie : Simple. I took out her batteries. I'd make a great father, huh, Piggy?

  Piggy : Real babies don't have batteries, silly.

  Fozzie : They don't?

  Piggy : No, and if you don't play right, I'm not going to let you play anymore.

  Fozzie : Oh, boy! Thanks, Piggy!

• Piggy : We're going to take care of Mrs. Mitchell's baby for a whole week.

  Skeeter : No way, Piggy. Babies can't take care of babies.

  Piggy : Yes, they can. Nanny said so.

  Fozzie : Yeah, I got the batteries.

• Fozzie : [about babies]  I know where they come from.

  Babies : You do?

  Fozzie : Uh-huh. You want me to tell you?

  Skeeter : Not me.

  Piggy : I don't.

  Scooter : No way.

  Fozzie : Okay. They come from the stork exchange. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

• Kermit : Uh, Fozzie, do you really think that babies are brought from the sky by storks?

  Fozzie : Uh-huh, and I'm gonna catch Mrs. Mitchell's baby with my net.

  Piggy : I wish they'd take you away with a net, Fozzie. Mrs. Mitchell's baby isn't coming by storks, he's coming by car.

  Fozzie : Really? I'm gonna need a bigger net.

• Nanny : Why, kids, what's all this?

  Piggy : We're ready to take care of the baby, Nanny.

  Fozzie : Yeah, give him to us.

  [Nanny puts down the box] 

  Baby : Mew.

  Babies : Mew?

  Scooter : Hey, it's a kitten!

  Piggy : But... But, Nanny, where is Mrs. Mitchell's baby?

  Nanny : This is Mrs. Mitchell's Baby, Piggy. That's the kitten's name. Baby.

  Gonzo : I could still give him a haircut.

  Babies : What?

  Gonzo : Just kidding. Heh heh. Oh, boy.